we have officially lost it.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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