Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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