You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
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the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
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Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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