Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I did not marry a roomba.
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