Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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