i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
So vagazzling was a success
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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