She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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