yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
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