I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
