physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
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he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
where are you?
Hypothermia
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
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Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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