But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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