Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
they're like a gay fantastic four
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious