Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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