did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
