like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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