I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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