He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
You smell like stripper and shame
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
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I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
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WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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