I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
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Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
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I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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