I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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