i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
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Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
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you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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