You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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