you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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