you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
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and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
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Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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