i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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