Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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