Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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