It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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