omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
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What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
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Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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