im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Do vagina's smell?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
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