i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
it glows. i had to have it.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
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Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
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Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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