Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
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I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
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Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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