Just fell off a train. Bad.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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