After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
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So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
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We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Randomize