They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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