she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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