Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I got inside last night via doggy door
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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