hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
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I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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