How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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