i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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