I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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