Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i came on her dog
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
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Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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