i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
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It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
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Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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