Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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