I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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