Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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