apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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