I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
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You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
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Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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