Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
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she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
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My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
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