I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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