Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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