you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Porn is love you can see.
the condom got lost in my hair
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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