i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
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Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
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THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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