Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
We had to coat check the pizza.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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