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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.

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  I'm in love.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra

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• (585): View more from New York

  You turn 21 at midnight!

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  This is better than being born!!

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar

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