its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.