I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
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