you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
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He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
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I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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