VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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