Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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