I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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